It could be the puh-rump-a-pum-pumming. Nobody needs to hear someone sing onomatopoeia like that. How about just play that beat on the drum instead? Or get Biz Markie to beat box it.
|"I'm so sad they didn't ask me. I can still beat box, ya know!"|
Then it hit me. The thing I hate most about that stupid, stupid song is the line where he says "the ox and lamb kept time." I'll believe that some woman 2,000 years ago got knocked up without doing the nasty and before test tubes. And maybe that baby was the son of God who could turn water into Smirnoff Ice, or however that one went. But what I refuse to believe is that a big dumb ox and perhaps an even stupider lamb were capable or cared enough to kick their hooves to the beat of a little broke-ass kid's drum beat who couldn't afford to bring a damn gift when he met the lord of the whole fricking universe.
That's just far fetched.