Sunday, January 27, 2013

I just got back from another trip to see my lady, LSD, out in Los Angeles, and one highlight was definitely getting a chance to play some beach volleyball because it's cold as crap here in Chicago.  While we were playing, a bald black man walks over to the outdoor showers you use rinse sand off before going home, and he proceeds to take a full on shower with soap and shampoo.  He left his shorts on, thank God, but he did reach down there to excessively clean his junk and his butt.  It could have been considered lewd conduct the way he was lathering away on those balls.  I mean, they had to be really clean by the time he was done.

Then "Gangnam Style" came on, and he started doing the dance while he washed his nuts, at which time I just fell out laughing.  Thank you, weird guy.  I needed that laugh. 

4 comments:

BamaTrav said...

I probably would just have waited to get home first. Yeah, rinse the sand off but just damn.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

I usually do the sand out of the butt crack process in the lake before I pedal home. This guy just wanted to put on a show . . .

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm guessing he was slightly fatter than Marvin Haggler in his prime. Cleaning one's nuts while keeping one's shorts on is pretty civilised behaviour - I think you could safely invite that dude to afternoon tea.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: He was a little like Marvelous Marvin Hagler, a little flabbier, yes. He can come to any of my tea parties. Lather him up and turn him loose!