Sunday, May 05, 2013

Latino Orville Redenbacher

I was at a bar a couple weekends ago, and I was randomly having beers with a guy who owned a pet store in the neighborhood.  He was funny as hell and talked a lot about playing on a men's hardball league three or four nights a week.  Another guy saddled up to the bar right between us in an old school suit, bow tie, and a mustache (I hate when people do that).  Pet Store Guy said to him, "Who the hell are you?  Latino Orville Redenbacher?"  I laughed my ass off because I just love it when people peg the exact person someone looks like, especially when it's a goofy mash up combo of people like this one.

Now just Latino-zize him, and you would see what I saw.


Also, I stole this game from over at Dr. Zibb's page (Check him out; he's funny.  We must hit it off because we're both blog doctors): What you do is post a band's photo and the readers say who all the guys look like.  I'll pick the best/funniest answers for each band member for a master list.  And here we go . . .

And you can't say they look like Journey.  Or they look like dorks.  

4 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...
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Gorilla Bananas said...

The guy on the front right looks like a puny Viking who got ass-raped by the other Vikings. The guy on the front left looks like a young Martin Scorsese in his transvestite phase.

The Grand Wave said...

Dude in front looks like Wade Boggs. With a wig on. And not muscular like a pro third baseman.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Interesting that your characters have been ass raped and are cross dressers. I like where you're going with this!

Wave: And even these rock stars could NEVER out drink Boggsy.