Saturday, July 06, 2013

These Thoughts Happened a Few Weeks Into Living With My Girlfriend . . .

What the heck is that thing on the couch?  Oh, a bra.  I guess she must have been lying on the couch watching television and thought she would slip off the bra before a nap.  It's not like there are bras all over the apartment so whatever.  If I were the woman around here there would be bras all over the damn place because those things have got to be uncomfortable.  They would be hanging from the lamp shades, the ceiling fan, out of the cupboards . . . Panties too.   Every day would look like an orgy broke out the night before.

7 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

A happy reminder you've got a woman in your life. The only thing to regret is that you didn't remove it yourself. Or did you?

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Ha! I should leave all the ones I personally removed to show my conquests and mark territory, like any good gorilla would do.

Vapid Vixen said...

I don't blame her one bit. After my heels, that's the next thing that gets removed once I'm home.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Vapid: Heels are pretty uncomfortable contraptions too. I don't know how you ladies do it.

Cocaine Princess said...

You may want to read my post titled, ""Our Perkiness Should Not Be Hidden"

-it fits in quite well with your post.

justmakingconvo.com said...

Or, as my roommate calls it, "too cheap to get the dryer fixed".

Mr. Shife said...

I think you need to start leaving your undies all over the place too. Once you get home just peel off those bad boys and toss them. Hopefully they don't stick to the wall. Have a good weekend, Dr. Ken.