Friday, September 05, 2014

Betting On Cow Poop. Because Why Not? That's Why.

I was out with a buddy the other night who says that at the small college he attended in California they apparently bet on cow poop.  My understanding is they send a cow out onto a field, and people bet money on which square foot of land the cow will choose to shit on.  So, it's kind of like craps.  No, it's more like roulette in format, but it does involve crap.

But hold on.  I got lots of questions.

     1. Could you bet on two to four squares that the cow could crap on at once, seeing as cow pies can be quite big.

     2. Do you think all the people hollering at the cow could make her clam up and tighten up her sphincter, thus messing up the game?

     3. Would if the cow releases all of its payload before it is sent out into the betting field?

     4. What is this game called?

     5. Do you think they put a little visor on the cow like a roulette dealer?  Because that would be adorable.

Unfortunately I haven't had any of these questions answered due to my buddy's only vague recollections of this practice and there seemingly being nothing about it on the internet.  Please let me know in the comments section if you know anything about this.

Also, below is the second installment of the best naked scenes in movie history podcast list that myself and Crom compiled.  We really upped the video production for this one, since we learned more what the hell we're doing.

So, poop and boobs today.  In that order.

8 comments:

BBC said...

That is a popular game with chickens.

Mr. Shife said...

Poop and boobs. Awesome. You and Crom have excellent taste and agree wholeheartedly with your choices. I'm not familiar with the cow game but it looks like cow pie bingo is a thing, http://www.startribune.com/local/128719813.html. I'm too lazy to make that an active link. Sorry Dr. Ken. Have a great weekend.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Cartoon titties? Do the cartoons have an adult rating or are cartoon tits okay for children? It might be a good way of providing sex education.

billy pilgrim said...

yeah, we used to do that here until organized crime moved in a rigged the game.

Fredulous Yo said...

People will gamble on anything. There are probably people gambling on what the next thing they're going to gamble on is.

Jimmy Fungus said...

It is hard to understand why "Howard the Duck" wasn't one of the biggest movie hits of all time. Is there no justice in the universe?

Kenneth Noisewater said...

BBC: That seems way easier to pull off. Smaller animal so smaller surface area to bet on. Smaller mess to clean up. Just all together more manageable.

Shife: Dookie Bingo? Let's play!! Road trip to the land of potatoes!

Gorilla: What you say is no joke. Crom got his sex education entirely from the cartoon boobs in "Heavy Metal."

Billy: I knew the mob had a wide reach, but into the rural areas and into the world of betting on poop? Can't those goons let us have any wholesome gambling?

Fred: I do like a good death pool. That's funny. And sick. You're right. Too much betting on stuff . . .

Jimmy: When you think about that movie, it's really pretty awesome. A duck from outerspace nailing a human? And it's the chick from "Back to the Future" looking pretty hot in her day too. Brilliant 80's weirdness.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

BBC: That seems way easier to pull off. Smaller animal so smaller surface area to bet on. Smaller mess to clean up. Just all together more manageable.

Shife: Dookie Bingo? Let's play!! Road trip to the land of potatoes!

Gorilla: What you say is no joke. Crom got his sex education entirely from the cartoon boobs in "Heavy Metal."

Billy: I knew the mob had a wide reach, but into the rural areas and into the world of betting on poop? Can't those goons let us have any wholesome gambling?

Fred: I do like a good death pool. That's funny. And sick. You're right. Too much betting on stuff . . .

Jimmy: When you think about that movie, it's really pretty awesome. A duck from outerspace nailing a human? And it's the chick from "Back to the Future" looking pretty hot in her day too. Brilliant 80's weirdness.