The student drank a lot of booze and was stressed about his computer engineering midterms, and ended up getting busted screwing a sheep and going to jail. Big tests coming up when you are unprepared can be stressful, but a more productive means of reducing stress would be to study more. I got pretty desperate in college, both for passing classes and having sex, but in neither case did sleeping with farm animals ever occur to me. Furthermore, drinking too much isn't a good defense for banging a sheep because at no point in any stage of drunkenness have I known anyone to consider sheep sex. Dropping standards a little, sure, but not switching species. Now you're just a crazy person.
How would you feel if you spent your hard earned money to send your son off to college, and he never calls. Hurts a little, right? Then you finally get a call from Fresno, but it's the Fresno Police Department. And they tell you that your son was just caught having sexual intercourse with a sheep. That's a hard one to swallow. Sure, we all experimented sexually in college. . . But not with animals! Better get that engineering degree, son. And change your name. And get some therapy. And move to the city so you're far away from any farm-related temptations. And wash your wiener. Gross.
What do you make of all this sheep sex, readers? Or anyone else have a wild (but not sick and wrong) weekend planned? Anyone have a crazy story from their carefree college days that they want to share?