|This is the sexiest sweats outfit I could find on Google Images.|
The other group were members of Jewish fraternity having a reunion of one time. It was the solitary Black member of the frat that said something during one of those quiet moments where an odd statement goes right into you head and stays with you all night: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you - my dick's too big." I googled this quote and couldn't find it anywhere, so I guess I'll never know just what in the hell he meant by that. It's funny, even if it makes no sense. Actually, it's funny because it makes no sense.
I then got a text from an old friend saying he was headed to The Liars Club, which if you have been around this blog for a while you know this to be the best bar in Chicago. This friend of mine recently split up with his wife who was cheating on him, and he has been dating lots of women. This is the best way to get over events like this, I have found. The guy is on a role too because he is in great shape and it seems like many of my friends over the years have had wives and girlfriends say how good looking he is. He had one of his Tinder ladies out with him last night, so I was sort of third wheeling it. We had fun for a while talking about some of their commonalities, such as both of them having giant tall dads. His is 6'6" and hers is 6'8"! I said that even if they don't work out in the long run, they should just go ahead and breed anyways to make a star volleyball or basketball player. Then on a trip back from the men's room I saw the two of them talking very closely and intimately and Tinder Girl was grabbing at his schlong. They were getting down with that notion of breeding in the very near future, so I saw this as a good time to leave . . .
Now I am hungover as hell and have accomplished almost nothing today, but what little I have accomplished, I have these two friends to thank for it.