A couple of women we play volleyball with came over to sit out a game while we were having a beer and discussing our friend's first day of class. I like making sure everyone is up to speed so I said, "Hey, girls. If you're just joining us, Bob here is trying to bed his professor tomorrow morning." I like Bob because he wasn't at all embarrassed and filled them in on the whole chili pepper thing. The girls said that he needs to bring her an apple. I said he should sandwich it with an apple at the beginning of class and offering to clean her blackboards at the end. He pointed out that no professor has used a blackboard in like 10 years. They all laughed and that got the steady "goof on someone" onslaught off of him and onto me for a while. We all get it for a portion of the day, and it's all in good fun.
I texted him recently to ask if La Senora Caliente was worthy of the chili pepper rating, and apparently she is. He said he wants to tell me all about it over a beer when next we meet, and I'm greatly looking forward to it.
In other news, here is a cool song I heard on Sirius radio the other day. It's called "A.C.D.C." from 1972 by Sweet, the guys who brought us "Fox On the Run" and "Ballroom Blitz." It's really ahead of its time if you ask me, because it's about a guy dating a bisexual girl who fools around with tons of women. Rivers Cuomo from Weezer would write "Pink Triangle," another terrific song, years and years later about falling in love with a lesbian. At least I thought it was about a bisexual chick, but then in the second verse they sing "you aught to see her ding-a-ling . . . In any event, "A.C.D.C." has been on my head all day today. It's a terrific sleazy, pop, punk, glam, hard rock song impossible to pin down into any specific category. Give it a listen.
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And I give you all, my favorite readers a chili pepper rating of your own. Make that two chili's.
5 comments:
I hope your friend beds his professor. They should re-enact the scene between Robert Redford and Katherine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Do you think a man with a bisexual girlfriend should count himself lucky, Dr Ken?
Is "bring her an apple" a euphemism for something other than bringing her an apple? I don't get out much and am behind in linguistics
[And speaking of linguistics, why is it "a euphemism" instead of "an euphemism?" Isn't the rule "an" if it's before a vowel?]
You don't have to school me about The Sweet, pal. They were ALL OVER the Cleveland radio waves when I was in my formative years. If it weren't for The Sweet, I never would have progressed to Roxy Music or Mott the Hoople.
going after his prof sounds like an excellent idea to me. if it was good enough for rodney dangerfield and sally kellerman, then your buddy should go all in for the prof. she probably will make excellent breeding stock.
Well the best of luck to your buddy and the furthering of his education. I was never hot for professor. I don't recall too many La Señora Calientes during my collegiate years. I guess I was more interested in the sorority gals. Thanks for the song recommendation. I will have to check it out. Take care, Dr. Ken.
Gorilla: You pose an interesting question here, Gorilla. I guess the man would have to be really secure with himself and their relationship. And if all of that is in order, then would be a blast! Who am I kidding. I'm not cool enough to have a bisexual girlfriend.
Exile: You know, all the kiss asses back in the day brought in an apple for their teacher. I think back in like the 1940's or something. Haha. Yeah, The Sweet are fun, right? Rock on!
Billy: LOVE "Back To School." Wonder how many people have broken their necks attempting the triple lindy?
Shife: Sorority girls was probably the move. Professors are extra credit.
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