Monday, September 11, 2006

The Dark Ages

Sorry I've been out for so long. I had no internet at home or at work, which, as it turns out, is extremely frustrating. I had no idea what a slave I am to the internet. I have never wanted to check my email so badly in all my life. I even missed the penis enlarger emails.

I also missed downloading music. Last night was the first night I had internet access, so I was downloading everything I could get my dirty, little hands on, which turned out to be way too much Bobby Brown. I now have everything he ever wrote, including Roni, a a slang term for girlfriend, which is a little ditty NO sane person needs in his/her collection.

Most of all I missed you, seven readers. I'm back with a vengeance now, and I'm fixing to comment on every one of your flipping pages, because that's my prerogative.

8 comments:

classyandfancy said...

Oh, Dr.Ken, how you were sorely missed in the blogosphere. I bet Cherry thought that you actually joined the circus or visited Brookfield Zoo and were adopted by the gorilla mother. Stranger things have happened . . .

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

The "gorilla mother" was very nurturing and quick to pick bugs out of my fur.

RevRee said...

I thought you died or somethin! It's good to see you back.....hottie! ha!

Cherry Ride said...

Jeezus Pleezus I thought you were dead. Don't ever scare us like that again.

(And holy Bobby Brown. I think I've grown closer to you after this post.)

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Rev- Sorry to give you a scare. You know I can't stay away from your sassy elbow length gloves.

Cherry- It's good to hear from you again too. I promise I won't disappear again, as long as you "don't be cruel" either.

laura said...

Yes. Please keep posting.

Steph said...

The only Bobby Brown song I've downloaded is "My perogative". Friggin LOVE that song.

Nice to read ya!

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Steph, you have to get Don't Be Cruel and Every Little Step too.

I have this bad feeling that I've cursed Bobby Brown with my post. Did you hear he and Whitney split up? Wait, that might not be a curse.