Monday, December 06, 2010

If you're anything like me, your stream of consciousness went a little something like this tonight:

"Man, this Rainbow Bright Touchdown Wand is scoring these Patriots way too many touchdowns today, but I'm really glad I didn't participate in wine bombs on a Monday. At what age can I start to be considered a barfly? Gosh, I like to think I'm not old and annoying enough to qualify next to these folks. Shit, tomorrow I have to go into work early so I can leave early enough to make it to that chess meeting on the south side. You know, I only came here tonight to see redhead, Blind Melon artist girl, and she just stopped in for 12 seconds in her Mega Man boots to pick up her makeup bag. Still, she did grab/pinch my waist on her way out, which is a good sign, but she has a boyfriend. She is adorable with her robot artwork . . ."

That all makes perfect sense, right?

10 comments:

Scott Oglesby said...

That is exactly the way I think. And whatever in the hell happened to Blind Mellon, they were great? And whatever happened to light bright?

To answer your question, 42.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Pinch on the waist means "I want to fuck you" in gorilla language. Better find out if she's ever hung out with gorillas.

radioactive girl said...

That's how I think, so it totally made sense to me.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Hmmm. I want summa what you are on tonite.

Heff said...

I wasn't aware there's an age requirement to be called a "barfly".

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Scott: Blind Melon died when their singer, Shannon Hoon, died. Light Bright went out of fashion when lots of kids swallowed their painful pegs, but I think it has since come back with a safer version. In other words, 42.

Gorilla: You see, where would I be without my resident experts? Hahhaa.

Radio: Glad I was clear. : )

Candy: That was just on a few beers and not knowing that I was coming down with a cold.

Heff: I suppose you're right. It's more just a weirdo/needy factor than it is about age.

HeatherLynn said...

yes of course it makes PERFECT sense! cute redhead...yeah, i get that...and applaud your good taste..especially redheads in boots..that's hot, i don't care who you are! ;)

sorry i've been scarce, been thinking about you and wishing good things for you in my absence.

xo
~hl~

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Lynn: I have a buddy that told me to go for it because red "looks good on me." I like that.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

um...a chest match. Oh cool is it a wet t-shirt chest match? cause I'd like to enter. They're so exciting.

ciao honey. xx

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yeah, that chess season was short-lived. As was my encounter with the redhead.