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yeah...old people are always telling kids to turn down the music or to settle down. oh and they say...hey don't walk so fast...what's the hurry. :)
I say "Jeez Louise" a lot. Listening to some Tesla on your blog now. I love it so much.
Using the expression "By Jove!" or making mildly sympathetic remarks about Dr Zaius in Planet of the Apes are signs that you're becoming ancient.
I called a fellow car driver a young punk....something Im sure my elders use to describe my driving.....in it's current state.
I have learned to embrace my oldness (and the dorkiness it brings) and use it to my advantage a bit. But then again I have kids that I can boss around if I want to. I rarely do, but knowing the possibilty is there is nice. I am laughing about you saying "the show" is too much of an outing. I just told my daughters last weekend that I wasn't up to going to a movie with them. They called me on it though and said "driving and then sitting somewhere for a few hours is too much effort for you?" Busted.
The fact that I have to "check myself" after a fart these days is DEEPLY concerning.
Every time I go to the mall and try to find clothes. I guess I am going to have to shop at the Old and Fogey store. Or when I take my son to story time at the library and I see parents in their 20s there with 2 or 3 kids. I do think being a Cubs has probably aged you prematurely as well.
Spikey: Yes! Settle down!!! I like that one. It suits me.Beef: Jeez Louise, I love me some Tesla!!!Gorilla: I laughed out loud at the notion of old fogies sympathizing with old Dr. Zaius.Alpha: "You punk! You crazy punk!" Love that line from "The Graduate," delivered by an old guy. Radio: Your kids sound like they have an advanced sense of humor. Sometimes kids are great at pointing things out like that. : )Heff: Hahahhaa! Good to run a check. Hahahhaa.Shife: Oh, the Cubs have aged me without a doubt. They just killed poor Ron Santo with their badness too. : (
I know I'm getting old now because I require more than 2 hours of sleep to function & my alcohol habits are getting thrown out of whack. Where did my youth go?
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