I went to a lesbian bar last night with my friend Syd and a pair of lesbian friends, and those little ladies really party hard, on a damn Sunday, no less. It was karaoke night, and after racking my brain for who the MC looked like, I started laughing my ass off at the realization that with the horrible stringy 80's hair, she looked just like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. Then I was bummed because nobody around me remembered "The Hammer," or his figure four leg lock, for that matter.
Not only do the "Lez B. Friends" seem to drink a lot on The Sabbath, but they also make out with each other for long stretches of time, which is okay with me. Even when they're not great looking, they're still a couple of girls kissing, and girls are just better and prettier kissers.
After that, Syd, the two lesbian friends, and myself went to the titty bar. Yes, on a Sunday because we had the day off on Monday. The next post will be about the nudey bar adventures, and plan on coming by to read it because it's going to be epic, like my hey day blogging.
10 comments:
Have you ever tried seducing a lesbian? I've heard it can be done if the man says he's really feminine and makes love like a woman.
Gorilla: Hahha. "You'd love me. I make tender love. Like a woman. I got a slow hand AND an easy touch."
knowing who you can make your pro-wrestling references to makes life a whole lot easier
Jov: Quite true. I was DYING for someone to remember "The Hammer" that night. It was uncanny. Well, at least I got to see lots of girls kissing.
I remember Nancy Wilson and her figure four leg kicks, if that counts for anything.
I'm looking for a G- hub know any gay men that you can hook me up with...I love Gay bars...
Beck: She did do some nice kicking. Scissor kicking too, I hear. No, that's gross . . .
Just Telling: Chicago has a section of gay bars on Halsted street, the best being Roscoes. Those bars are a good time for sure.
When I come and see you will you take me...My grandpa lives in Elgin
Have you ever undergone past life regression hypnosis to find out you were a lesbian in a past life?
Remember when we went to the Liar's Club and you introduced us to the naked dancer but he didn't feel like naked dancing that night? I feel like I've met a living legend. Is that guy still doing his thing?
Just Telling: You're on. My grandpa lived in Elgin. That's weird . . .
Igloo: Yeah, Naked Guy was there that night, and he SO wanted to get naked, but there was a DJ playing house music.
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