Wednesday, August 03, 2011

What's Your L. Ron Hubbard Name?

When we were at the bar - I have no idea why this came up - (why does anything come up at the bar?) we started going around the table saying our L. Ron Hubbard names: the first letter of your first name, followed by your whole middle and last name. This could also be called your M. Night Shyamalan name. Often times it makes the person sound a lot more important than he/she really is.

I can't give you names of myself or any of my friends, but I will give you some fun ones (God bless wikipedia for having all the full names of goofy celebrities):

R. Milhous Nixon (Yup. His middle name was like Bart's nerdy buddy on "The Simpsons."

H. Enrique Estrada (Ponch from Chips sounds pretty serious with his name like this.)

M. Andrew Fox (We're not letting "Michael J." fool us with that middle initial that doesn't stand for anything - not in this game!)

O. James Simpson (A way better athlete/double-murderer with this name)

L. Anthony Gallagher Jr. (Yeah. The guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)

C. Javon Ochocinco (This dumb-dumb should know that it's ochenta y cinco, but this game even makes this goof ball seem more legitimate, right?)

So, Seven Readers, would you like to submit a celebrity L. Ron name into the comments? Perhaps you can even try using your L. Ron name on a job application to make yourself sound more important, like someone worthy of important things, such as making up a bogus religion about aliens to con celebrities out of their money. Something like that . . .


BeckEye said...

The celebs with pseudonyms are fun:

G. Matthew Sumner - Sting
D. Patrick MacManus - Elvis Costello
P. Rogers Nelson - Prince
P. David Hewson - Bono
D. Howell Evans - The Edge
J. Todd Smith - LL Cool J
C. Brian Bridges - Ludacris
R. Kenneth Dwight - Elton John

And then of course there's...
E. Louis Severson, III (Eddie Vedder).

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I like LL and Eddi's the best! Nice work!

Andrew said...

Well, my L. Ron Hubbard name is better than my soap opera name, which was Benjamin Smallwood. Embarrassing.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

How do you do the soap opera name? Smallwood. He he . . .

Andrew said...

It's your middle name & the name of the street you grew up on. After I thought that was my name I realized it could technically be Benjamin Ridgecrest. Or really anything, since I moved so much.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Ridgecrest is a bomb porno name, I think.