I'm using someone.* I just keep going over there, doing my thing** with her, and then I sort of use her for her awesome apartment. She has better cable than me, and it's always neater than my place.*** Don't get me wrong, I like her and all, but deep down, I know she's not the one.****
*Using a bunch of free passes at super fancy gym with no intention of joining.
**Usually swimming. I miss swimming. I was really good when I was a mean backstroker in the 8-years-old and under division.
***I love taking a steam, taking a dip in the hot tub, I like the water with the cucumbers soaking in it, it has like 4 levels, a quarter mile indoor track, two pools . . .
****The place is like $100 a month.
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If she's in her 30s* and wants kids**, you're being an ass. Otherwise, good times.
*Owned by local people who are good to the community.
**In financial trouble and in danger of going out of business.
I just noticed your list-- "You Heart my blog."
I'm blushing now.
5000: I don't know their situation. Lots of old people with old money work out there. So lots of naked old dudes.
Cocaine: Hell yeah. If you wanna go out, you gotta taker 'er out, cocaine.
Don't sweat it.
And great butt in that picture!
Zibbs: That butt is something else. I searched workout hot chick or something like that on Google images. I'm not the best writer, but I'm good at finding the perfect pics.
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