Wednesday, October 16, 2013

This Has To Be One of My Best Accidental Texts Ever

So, this text just went out to Mrs. Noisewater:

"Have I told you lately how proud vCard am of you?"

As you may know, a V-Card is something you cash in when you lose your virginity, but it had nothing to do with what I was trying to text her tonight.  Truth be told, I just got my first smart phone after years of whipping open my flip phone like Captain Kirk all these years.  And I'm not to accurate with it, as you may see.

Still, did protective text really try to sneak a V-Card into this conversation?  That is unbelievable.  

Mrs. Noisewater's response?

"No.  You've never told me how proud you are of my V-Card."


David Oliver said...

Dr. Ken, I did a google search on vCard and got this from wiki: vCard is a file format standard for electronic business cards. vCards are often attached to e-mail messages,...

Mr. Shife said...

vCard would be an excellent band name. I will never forget the young lady who took mine. I wish I could but I never will. Have a good one, Dr. Ken.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oh hey now! So proud you took her vCard?

Anonymous said...

I'm saving my vCard for marriage. (I only have one left.)

Kenneth Noisewater said...

David: That must be what it was looking for, but I'm more likely to talk about the other one in a text since I've never heard of the former until just now. Predictive text should know how dumb and gross I am by now.

Shife: Is that going to be a story on your blog? Come on!!!!!!!

Candy: I'm afraid I was a decade or so late for that endeavor, but we're monogamous, so I'm sure I'll take some other more creative cards as the years go by.

Convo: Wait, which one? No fun!