I was watching the Chicago Bulls game the other night and having a few IPA's, and longtime play-by-play man, Marv Albert, was saying how someone was trying to live down some bad decisions he made. This prompted me to yell at the television, "Oh, shut up, Marv! You were wearing crotchless panties, bit a woman's ass, reportedly forced anal upon a woman, and your toupee fell off. We haven't forgotten that."
And it's true. That's what is tough about being a celebrity. If I paraded around in some crotchless panties, which no man looks good in (even me), I could still pack up and leave town and no one would know I dangled my junk out of a black lacy thong (not that I have a pair picked out). We all have things we like to do in the sack, but we will never forget what Marv is into because we see him on TV every few nights describing slam dunks to us, and as hard as we try not to, we imagine that under the table he is still wearing those unsightly undergarments.
How about you, readers? Who are some celebrities who have done something you'll never be able to forget when you see them?