Also, I have a confession: Back in high school, I was insanely jealous of Aladdin. Why, you may ask?
|Great minds dress alike.|
2. He Has a Hot, Exotic-looking Girlfriend With a Perfect (If Not Impossible) Body, and Giant Pretty Eyes. And she's rich and doesn't dig rich guys. Back in high school when I was watching this movie, she didn't really need to be any of these things. Simply being not animated, having a pulse, and willing to sleep with a dork like me would have worked out great.
|I don't remember her wearing this|
Okay. I'm still jealous of that punk. That street rat . . .
How about you, readers? You ever get jealous of a cartoon? Roger Rabbit also comes to mind. I was always funny as a kid but couldn't seem to land the giant chested songstress type . . .
*You will notice that having the magic lamp is not on the list. I have just seen too many problems with the whole wish thing in all the movies. He can keep it.