Also, I have a confession: Back in high school, I was insanely jealous of Aladdin. Why, you may ask?
Great minds dress alike. |
2. He Has a Hot, Exotic-looking Girlfriend With a Perfect (If Not Impossible) Body, and Giant Pretty Eyes. And she's rich and doesn't dig rich guys. Back in high school when I was watching this movie, she didn't really need to be any of these things. Simply being not animated, having a pulse, and willing to sleep with a dork like me would have worked out great.
I don't remember her wearing this |
3. The Son of a Bitch Has His Own Flying Carpet.* Whenever I'm flying through my own powers in a dream, it's the coolest thing ever, and there is this feeling of complete control. I would say I have had this dream around three times, and it's always incredible. I'm pissed when I wake up because I know the dream is over and I can't really fly. The ability to fly would be outstanding. I could bypass a traffic jam, and then just wrap the carpet around my neck like a scarf and head into my business meting (or more likely the bar). That or I would stuff it in a brief case so that I look important. Any way you slice it, I want one of those things.
Okay. I'm still jealous of that punk. That street rat . . .
How about you, readers? You ever get jealous of a cartoon? Roger Rabbit also comes to mind. I was always funny as a kid but couldn't seem to land the giant chested songstress type . . .
*You will notice that having the magic lamp is not on the list. I have just seen too many problems with the whole wish thing in all the movies. He can keep it.
5 comments:
I'm with you on the flying thing. I'll take anything that flies but I really want a winged horse. Would be so cool. Well, cold and wet right now as we've got a "winter mix" outside. :(
I guess carrying an umbrella while riding a winged horse would kind of kill the effect...
Anyway, my youngest kid always wanted a pet monkey. Not desperately, but he wanted one. He has baby now. I'll have to ask if he still wants a monkey.
So you've had a flying carpet dream! You remind me of 'The Dude' in the Big Lebowski. Maybe you're like him in another ways too. A pet chimp would be more fun than a pet monkey. I suppose I might accept Aladdin's girlfriend as a pet human.
David: Having a child has got to be a life changing event and probably it has changed your son's life all together. That being said, I'm sure he still wants the monkey.
Gorilla: Sadly, I'm a lot like The Dude. As a matter of fact, I'm bringing my check book to go buy a gallon of milk. Also, a gorilla with a pet human princess would be awesome. Make that happen.
YES monkey butlers FTW. I don't remember ever being jealous of a cartoon but because we have kids we're watching all the Disney movies again and I think I'd like to go drinking with Ursula the Sea Witch, she is awesome.
Soda: Yeah. Me and Ursula could get in some trouble. I thought she was hot as the brunette human chick. Always have been partial to brunettes. Thanks for coming by. I'll return the favor.
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