Sunday, January 05, 2014

Roofie Huxtable

I was looking through the memos on my phone to see if there were any good blog topics that I had jotted down, and there was an entry from New Years Eve to myself that read only the following:

Roofie Huxtable.

I did a google search, and it looks as if no one else had thought of it, but the question is, is it funny?  No.  It isn't all that funny, but can I make it into a worthwhile blog topic?



Would if there was an episode of The Cosby Show where Rooty slips her whole family roofies so that she could do all kinds of stuff that little kids like to do when unsupervised: Play her pop albums on the good stereo, try on all Mrs Huxtables jewelry and clothes, eat cookies a mere hours before dinner, maybe cut off all of Denise's hair, take Heathcliff's BMW for a spin, make a pipe bomb to blow up Peter's house for no particular reason . . .

No, that wouldn't be a good episode, and it's a downright shitty blog post.  I apologize.  And grown up Rooty is sorry too.


5 comments:

David Oliver said...

To pick up on Gorilla's comment on your previous blog, maybe the janitor is having an affair with Roofie. That would certainly put a smile on my face.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

David: If I actually had to guess about overly happy janitor, I bet he is a born-again Christian who had a dark past and now wants to share his happiness with everyone. So maybe better I don't ask him, because he might tell me all about it.

David Oliver said...

Now there's some wisdom.

Jimmy Fungus said...

I don't know... I don't think it's a bad idea really. You could turn the Cosby Show into a meme, and restore it's popularity. Though probably all that would happen is Bill Cosby would make another zillion dollars.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

David: You are wise. I just have small bursts of wisdom.

Jimbo: I'm okay with The Coz making some more dough on my slightly darker Cosby concepts.