2. The Bears just signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a seven year deal, and wow are my Facebook friends mad! Some are calling it a prison sentence, others are calling it the 7-year-itch (as if he is football venereal disease). I'm still taking it in, reserving judgement, ready to drink beers every Sunday and watch my Bears, win or lose. That's the kind of fan I am. A drunk one.
|"Does it smell like burnt plastic in here?"|
Either way, remember how good you have it because there are guys serving burritos at 3AM and mopping floors who are three times happier than you, and your job isn't so bad, right?