Wednesday, November 22, 2006

69th Post, Dude!!!

My boy Cherry recently posted the first in a series of helpful hints to get through life, so with out further ado, I'd like to post the first in a series of Dr. Kenneth's Greatest Foot in the Mouth Moments, and this one is knee deep, ladies and gents . . .

I know this guy Darren, who my buddy dubbed Dangerous Darren.  We're all out at a bar and I see a girl who had hooked up with like three people in our circle of friends, one of which may or may not have been your humble narrator. So, I say to Dangerous Darren . . .

Me: "Hey, there goes Ronny talking to The Sure Thing."
Dangerous Darren: What do you mean?
Me: You know, that chick. She's getting around this crew quite nicely. She's getting filled out like an application.*
DD: You know I'm kind of dating her right now, right?
Me: Oh, man, I'm sorry . . . Let me freshen up that cocktail of yours . . .

* I didn't really say this line, but it's funny, huh?

16 comments:

[Cherry] Ride said...

hahahahaha!
Hilarious!
Looking forward to more, Dr. Ken.

And happy 69th. Be sure to celebrate appropriately.

RevRee said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Darlin!!!

Matt said...

Quite an impressive hole to dig, but good recovery!

classyandfancy said...

Dangerous should feel privileged that he was with such an experienced lady.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...
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NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

That last deleted comment was me fixing a piss, poor typo. I know you may have thought it was Dangerous Darren himself . . .

Cherry: I didn't celebrate my 69 as "appropriately" as I would have liked to.

Rev: Was that like a blanket comment? Did you even read the post? Only kidding. Happy T-Giving to you too.

Matt: It was not a bad recovery I suppose. Nobody can stay mad at The Gancer forever.

Classy: Way to be positive! Dangerous may have learned a trick or two from her.

Steph said...

Haaaaaaahahaha! That's so something I'd do.
I heart you much.

Ms Smack said...

heheh funnyyxynu

trinity67 said...

Ah whatever. She's a slut. No need for you to justify anything.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Steph: From what I've read, you've stuck your foot in your blog a few times.

Smack: Thanks. Hey, if anyone is looking for the latest in dilly technology, pay a visit to Smack's page.

Trinity: You're right! To heck with that slut and Dangerous Darren! Actually, I kind of miss Dangerous Darren.

sister said...

I have nothing to comment here, just had to comment so I don't get criticized for not commenting.

mushroom said...

I've got enough room in my mouth for two feet.....

darci ann said...

oh that is fantastic. I can't wait for more :)

5 of 9er said...

OUCH!

Maya said...

God that sounds like something I would say.

My best friend was going to massage therapy school. She told me one night that most people have a "3 finger mouth" - meaning that one can fit 3 fingers on their side in between their front teeth - I promptly responded, "I have a one foot mouth, I am always getting my entire thing in there."

It may have been funnier at the time.

;-)

Maya (formerly OCG)

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

mush: U and me both.

Darci: Thanks. I like the new pic!

Ling Ling, I mean Clifford, I mean 5 of 9er: Ouch indeed.

Maya: U have a new name? A new site too? I'm going to investigate . . .