. . . the fat, Black woman working the register say, "I've been bending over too much at Taco Bell and not enough at home."
I put my hands up in the air as if to say, "Holy shit!" All she could say was "sorry," but it was nothing to be sorry about. In fact, it may have been the funniest thing I've heard in weeks, and I wish that you could have seen it. Maybe this picture of Nell Carter will help you get a visual . . .
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Haaaaaaahaha! Maybe i need a job at Taco Bell cos i aint getting bent over at all!!
Geez! Are you sure that was Taco Bell...or Pink Taco Bell???
Steph: Maybe the two of you can help each other out with the bending over. You may even be free tacos out of the deal.
Dyk: Yeah, that didn't seem like a customer service pointer that the Taco Bell corporation would have taught her at orientation, but it worked for this customer.
I think she speaks for a lot of people. A lot. And I'm not going to say I'm one of them. But I'm not going to say I'm not.
Child: I think you just made an O.J. confession. (See Dykerson's most recent post.)
Mushroom: She said it like she meant it. I'll say that much.
Dude, and a sincere thank you for the Nell Carter photo. It was all fun and games until you busted out that shit. The thought of her bent over at a Taco Bell will do nothing but help me get through my treacherous day. Especially since she's dead.
It would have been a more titillating exchange if it was Sam Kanisky or Nell's friend who sold vacuums. Boy was she hot in that green cat suit.
I think we all deserve to be bent over or at least have a close friend that wants to be bent over by us. Unless, of course, you are like, Saddam Hussein, or something.
No nookie for him.
Andy: May she rest in peace. Didn't the show write the death of The Chief into the show, much like Coach on Cheers and Mr. Hooper on Sesame Street?
Jen: I'm not getting a visual on Nell's friend that sold vacuums, but big up yourself for that call. Great bust!!
Scooter: Hmmm. Well, Sadam's been locked up for a while, so he might willing to cover the big and cuddly ebony woman at The Bell in hot sauce. You know, think outside the bun . . .
Wait... Nell Carter is dead??
ha! thats hilarious!
I bet her husband prefers a seafood taco.
Lets hope he has his taco with no cottage cheese.
*boom tish*
I'll be here all week; try the schniztel.
Dude, Doc., I believe you are right. I believe she was whisked away quite speedily. And I think that maybe, just maybe, she was Mr. Hooper.
Cherry: That is according to Andy, but I believe he's right.
Smack: She was a lot of woman.
Andy: I think Mr. Hooper was bending her over the counter at the Taco Bell on Sesame Street. Anything it takes to teach the kids about counting. 1, 2, 3 . . .
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