I just found a piece of paper behind my desk that had the following things written on it:
Tape
Dooding (which I assume was supposed to be doodling)
County Music (which I imagine was supposed to say country music, but at least I didn't spell it cunty music)
Spinning Records
Singing
Paper Weights
There seems to be somewhat of a theme with these items, and then paper weight really threw me off. If anyone can tell me what in HELL these items have in common, and what may have been my motivation for making such a list, it would be greatly appreciated.
12 comments:
Is county music like music they play in prison? But maybe it's....a shopping list? Can you shop for singing? Or things you hate?
Whoa. I don't think I can beat Kadonkadonk's answer...so yeah, sweet piece of ass, tallyho!
I think it's a list of Things Made Far More Interesting When Under The Influence of LSD.
Things that you wish you were good at or liked doing?
Are you a bad present wrapper/poster hanger upper? Did your Metallica doodles on your notebook just not cut it? Do you secretly like Wilco more than you admit? Spinning records? Well, doing that it pretty sweet especially a la DJ Major Dad. Singing? Well, that's a given.
The paper weights? Maybe you tried to make one with your picture inside of it and it wasn't up to par with the ones you saw at Michael's? Does anyone really do that under the age of 50?
Jay: Good guesses!
Kadonkadonk: Totally a McGuyver list! I could make an atom bomb out of these items, if only I were McGuyver . . .
k.i.d.: Yeah, that was a money, ass comment, especially for a new person.
Alanah: Yeah, or maybe crystal meth, like if I were a meth addicted performance artist.
Classy: I need your off the wall brain to help me think of what this off the wall list is all about . . .
Dyk: Ummm thanks. I'm not sure how that helps me, but it was damn funny.
Potential Blog topics? Do you have a strong opinion on tape and/or paper weights?
That's all I've got.
Is this like Jeopardy?
What are items that will never get you laid?
Perhaps you were playing a game of eye spy with yourself?
Note: This is possible, it just requires a few drinks and a bit of planning :)
It's your reminder to take your medication fo course.
Makes perfect sense to me.
Reck: Good thought . . . But no. Paperweight!?! Damnit!
Shife: I could maybe get laid with a paper weight, like maybe a Grey's Anatomy paper weight. Chicks like that crap, right?
Matt: I LOVE that idea! I need more games to play with myself these days.
Steph: Yeah, I think it is time for some meds for my crazy ass. You're always thinking . . .
All I know is it sounds perverted.
FOR SHAME, DOCTOR!!!!!
Hakk: When you put them all together, I suppose it could be a pervert list. That's more than likely what it was: A Pervert List.
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