Monday, August 25, 2008

Gay Froggy?


I just had a dream where I learned that Froggy from Our Gang was a homosexual, and that's why felt a need to hide* it from the rest of the gang with that manly, raspy voice.

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*Not that froggy, any other member of Our Gang, or even one of the Three Stooges, for that matter, should feel like they have to keep their sexual orientation under wraps. Here at The Gancer, we believe all characters from black and white short films can sleep with whoever they like. I can't believe that the disclaimer footnote was longer than the post. I just don't want anyone to think I'm a Gay Froggy Basher because nothing can be further from the truth. Seriously, how could anyone hate on that little fella?

23 comments:

Zen Wizard said...

A gay guy would know a better hairdresser--in the picture, it looks like he walked around East LA and told the first drunk Mexican he could find to cut his hair.

But other than that, you could be on to something...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Zen: Hahhahahhahaha!! TOTAL drunk, Mexican, East L.A. native haircut. Hahhahahhaa!

Lauren Elizabeth said...

Well, he does have on a lace-up shirt. I don't think your dream is completely crazy, but what do you think it means?

Grad School Reject said...

What did your dream tell you about Re-Run from "What's Happening?" I always thought he was a little fruity.

paperback reader said...

Sounds like someone's doing a little transference.

Anonymous said...

Those dandy lace-up shirts really need to make a comeback. Damn, now that sounded really gay.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Nut: No idea what it means, but that shirt does rule.

GSR: No news on him, but Fred Berry did seem a little swishy to me as well. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Pistols: "What do you mean by that?" he said in his husky voice.

Wil: Those ARE dandy!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

My first reaction was: No, no way is Froggy gay. He plays for your team.

But then I saw that photo and noticed the pirate-like laces on his shirt - clearly purchased from the International Male catalogue - and realize that Yep, he might actually be one of us. Damn.

Michael5000 said...

[speechless]

Heff said...

Give Froggy his props !

Falwless said...

I dunno, between Froggy and Spanky I'm going with Spanky. That name just yells flamer.

Jenni said...

His name is "Froggy" ferchrissakes, which clearly means he has something in his throat.

Could this be ANY more obvious?

I'm going to hell for this.

~j

Kritkrat said...

Who the hell is that?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Cherry: Welcome him with open arms, partner.

5000: Come on, you have to have SOME input on this . . .

Heff: Froggy needs his props! Everyone remembers the other rascals before him, and he kicked ass.

Fawl: Maybe the whole crew was gay. Interesting . . .

Jenni: That was crude, but very funny.

'Donk: You've never seen The Little Rascals (Our Gang).

Zen Wizard said...

@coconut--

I missed it--he is wearing what must have later on in the 20th Century inspired the Swashbuckler Shirt from International Male.

That's probably the gayest thing you can possibly wear. Unless you wear THIS with it and then it kind of cancels out.

M360 said...

Want to really find out if he's gay? Ask him if he can distinguish between the colors Fuchsia from Pink.


(Stereotypical gay joke FTW!!!)

Heff said...

Just listened to Blind Melon - "The Pusher" on your player. Good stuff.

Drunken Chud said...

as soon as i saw the shirt i knew this comment forum was going to turn into a zen wizard/international male comment forum. but then he drops the Under Gear link... damn you zen! damn you to hell!

and, yeah, froggy... raging 'mo.

Mr. Shife said...

Well as long as you did not have a dream about Heckle and Jeckle giving Rin Tin Tin wiener mustaches.

Kritkrat said...

Wasn't that shit on in like, the 50's? How old are you?

Dr Zibbs said...

Look at that pose. What a classic

TSTuesday said...

And now Deep Thoughts..by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Zen: When I grow up I want to be an International male swashbuckler.

360: I think Froggy couldn't spell either. I know I can only spell one of them.

Heff: That's a Steppenwolf cover, of all things. The Steppenwolf one was on the Easy Rider soundtrack, and the Melon one is on the posthumous Nico. Good stuff!

Chud: You know Zen and his links all too well.

Shife: WHy, did you have that dream? Hey, where have you been? I'm checking up on your blog.

'Donk: I've been told that I'm an old soul, probably cause I'm always saying whipper-snapper.

Zibbs: Thanks for coming by. The choice from the google pics was so obvious because Froggy looks so puzzled.

Chards: Yes! Jack Handy is my former college roommate.