Monday, April 05, 2010

FTGG

Gancey Girlfriend's 16-year-old little sister was just here in Chicago for the weekend from Iowa, and for whatever reason, she really wanted to see a ghetto. Had I been driving, I would have been glad to take her over to some choice neighborhoods to see how the lower half lives, as cruel of an activity as that is, but since we were on foot, the best I could do for her amusement of city life was to point out a fat man dressed as a woman, only a Geisha Girl with a fan and those chopstick things in "her" hair.

You don't see Fat Tranny Geisha Girls (FTGG) in Iowa, so I guess that was better than nothing.

7 comments:

Heff said...

No tour of the underprivileged ? C'mon man, have a heart !

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yeah, next time we'll role through the hood. My car will probably break down out there, and that would be karma for that kind of behavior.

JerseySjov said...

wow, only someone who had no idea what the hood was would want to traipse through one on vacation.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: Yeah, they have poor areas out there, but not quite like this. She's a good kid, so I like to show her a good time.

HeatherLynn said...

you sure know how to show a girl a good time there DKN! So when i come to Chicago next, you're saying to NOT have you be my tour guide?

I want to see a Fat Tranny Geisha Girl...oh, please, pretty please!! :)

~hl~

blamemyrobot said...

Man I just came back from a week in Key West... and that's something you'd find there!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Lynn: I have no pics, and I doubt I can find her again. That was once in a lifetime . . .

Robot Blamer: Yeah? Maybe she was from there. I didn't ask.