Saturday, August 20, 2011

My sister was telling me a story about a girl she knew in college who was the male equivilant of a c@ck block. There was one incident where a girl was hitting it off with a guy at a party, and this c-blocker walked right over there, grabbed him by the hand, took him upstairs and got it on with him, later excusing the incident by saying that she "just needed it."





This is when Dr. Ken's sister demonstrated that she is related to me by being equal parts clever and gross when she said that she coined this young woman's nickname: The Beaver Dam. I just love that . . .



You know any other female c-blocker terms?

4 comments:

CurlyKateMcGee said...

pulling a lezbionic robbery?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Indeed, Curly. That was dirty pool, but she has miserable life now from what I understand.

JerseySjov said...

weirdly enough, my girls never really went after the same guys, so we never had a need for a female-cock-block term.

also, i was always under the impression that a cock-blocker was an individual who interrupted a potential hookup by being so in the way that nobody got laid. not that the cock-blocker was a person who stole a piece out from under someone else.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: A cock blocker is a blocker of cocks whether he gets laid or not - it's a selfish doucher. Then again, someone could be a cock-blocker unintentionally, which is not nearly as bad as a blatant case of intentional beaver damming as in this case.