Tuesday, October 04, 2011

I Don't Wanna . . .

. . . run this stupid marathon on Sunday

. . . wait another month to see my G.F.

. . . spend a bunch of money on 3 weddings in 2 months.

. . . go to a Halloween party without a great costume. I've had some good ones, so there's some pressure, but I have NO IDEA what to be.


Andrew said...

1. Don't.

2. You can do it! Absence makes the heart grow fonder or some such shit.

3. Don't.

4. Your costume won't be as awesome as mine anyway so that's a lot of reduced pressure already.

You can succeed at all things, Big Homey!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Andrew: All sound advice. I have an idea for a costume that I think would make you laugh, but it's a homemade type of deal and I'm not too "craftsy."

radioactive girl said...

I am glad you told me when the marathon was because I had been meaning to ask and kept forgetting. I am so glad I didn't end up signing up this year.

I'm totally crafty but lacking in the ideas part. If you think of something good and need help, I can probably give you some tips on how to make it happen. Let me know if you need help.

About the girlfriend, you can totally do this. You guys look adorable together and I have faith in you guys. It sucks right now, but think about how awesome it will be when you are together full time again.

sybil law said...

Empty carton of Coca Cola on your head - Coke Head. Nice.

3 weddings? Ugh. Skip the lamest 2, send a gift card or check. Married people can always use money. Seriously.

The girlfriend being gone - well that is just the suck. Lotion helps.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Radio: I want to make a honey badger costume. If I were as craftsy as you, I could make that happen.

Sybil: Good call on the lotion. I don't want to chafe something.