Wednesday, May 30, 2012

When the Ring Card Girl Starts Kicking, Who Holds the Cards?

The very hot ring card girl for the UFC, Arianny Celeste, was arrested for domestic violence after kicking her boyfriend in the face with her high heeled shoe.  Apparently, while in a limousine, the two got into a fight over some text messages her boyfriend, Praveen Chandra, had sent to other women, prompting the face kick.  The argument continued back at their hotel room where Celeste contends he choked her and Chandra says she threw two vases at him.

What I don't get about couples like this is how after a night like this they could ever want to work things out.  Once I have been kicked directly in the face by a girl in a high heeled shoe, even if she looks like Arianny Celeste, we're done.  There is no rational explanation for that, and if I choke you, I should be dumped too - and arrested.

Arianny, leave the kicking to the professionals - you just carry the cards and keep looking good in your undies, and if this guy wants to choke women, maybe get one of your fighter friends to perform a proper choke on him. 


9 comments:

sybil law said...

Ugh. I'm with you. No one's worth violence.

Radioactive Tori said...

Seriously! How does a relationship come back from that kind of drama? That is not for me, that's for sure!

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh come on now..choking is fun to do whilest having awesome make-up sex...you can't say no to that...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sybil: Right! Always felt the same way.

Radio: Right on. I'm into a lot of stuff, but not heels to the nose - at least not in a painful way.

Just Telling: I can see that, but I don't think that's the way it went down. Throwing vases maybe . . .

Gorilla Bananas said...

Could they make up by having angry sex, like a pair of bobcats?

Just telling it like it is said...

a little break here a little heel in the face...people pay good money for that sort of thing...I'm just teasing you...I feel ya...I would have been out the door before you could choke me..see ya by crazy.
Gorilla: your funny

HeatherLynn said...

I'm with you entirely, it doesn't take ROUND #2 for me to come to my senses, one and done!

~hl~
www.hoscorners.blogspot.com

Mr. Shife said...

Yep that doesn't make much sense to me, but this is just another one on the list of things that baffle me like why anyone would root for the Cubs.=)

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: I didn't know bobcats got down like that. You would know being so in tune with the animal kingdom.

Just Telling: Yeah, I'd be out of there the second she even considered kicking me in the nose with a high heel. You just know the bird who's capable of something like that.

Lynn: Yup. Even if she looks like THAT in her undies. I'm out.

Shife: Ooooooooooh snap! You had to throw that in there. My cubbies are so damn terrible this year, and Castro has AD/HD.