My lady and I are going to Catalina today, a small island off the coast of California. We don't know much about it, but we have heard these things and will figure out soon which are true:
1. They don't allow cars on the island, so there are golf carts zipping in every direction. Zips a verb, right?
2. It is overrun with wild pigs.
3. There are wild buffalo on the island too that were not native to the island; they were used in movies and have been growing in numbers ever since.
4. It's impossible to leave without having said "It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer!"