Wednesday, March 27, 2013

My lady and I are going to Catalina today, a small island off the coast of California.  We don't know much about it, but we have heard these things and will figure out soon which are true:

1. They don't allow cars on the island, so there are golf carts zipping in every direction.  Zips a verb, right?

2. It is overrun with wild pigs.

3. There are wild buffalo on the island too that were not native to the island; they were used in movies and have been growing in numbers ever since.

4. It's impossible to leave without having said "It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer!"

3 comments:

The Grand Wave said...

Boats and Hoes! Boats and Hoes!

Cocaine Princess said...

Wow! I've never been there but always wanted to.

Have a great time!!

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Grand: I was singing that on the ferry ride . . .

Coke: You should some day. Very beautiful place.