The only note in my phone for a new blog post was this:
"I need to say dickhead more."
Dickhead really is quite a funny thing to call someone. You can call someone a dick, and that just means he isn't very nice, but to be a dickhead is to say that it's as if your head is an actual penis. You are walking around existing among us with a penis making all of the decisions on your behalf.
To make good on this pledge, I'll call someone a dickhead at some point tomorrow, and I hope you'll be a pal and call some dickhead a dickhead too. Thanks.
|"What'd you call me? Oh yeah, I kind of am one of those."|