The only note in my phone for a new blog post was this:
"I need to say dickhead more."
Dickhead really is quite a funny thing to call someone. You can call someone a dick, and that just means he isn't very nice, but to be a dickhead is to say that it's as if your head is an actual penis. You are walking around existing among us with a penis making all of the decisions on your behalf.
To make good on this pledge, I'll call someone a dickhead at some point tomorrow, and I hope you'll be a pal and call some dickhead a dickhead too. Thanks.
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| "What'd you call me? Oh yeah, I kind of am one of those." |
3 comments:
I don't believe that picture is real, but it does make me wonder if there are men called 'Richard Head'. If someone with that name ran for president, he could use the slogan: "Vote for Dick Head if you don't want a dickhead for president". Do you know the hand signal for "dickhead"?
Yikes! A face only a mother could love.
Never mind the face, the head is mushroom cloud dropping!
Shife: Dickhead is good. Doucher is better.
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