Saturday, June 08, 2013

The windows are not so good in my ancient Lincoln Park apartment, and sometimes I can hear every word people say when they are drunk and loud in the alley outside my bedroom.  My ladyfriend, LSD, is in town this weekend, and for whatever reason I decided to talk back to these idiots late last night.  The guy was in the alley on his phone, telling his friend, "I just hate electronic music."  So I opened the window and said, "What's wrong with electronic music?"  The guy told the person on the phone, "Someone just said what's wrong with electronic music?"  He didn't at all get the point that I was trying to tell him to shut the hell up and let me sleep.  I guess he just thought I was coming to the defense of electronic music.   He doesn't know me too well.  LSD and I had a good laugh at this exchange and were still laughing when we got up this morning; and stayed in bed laughing for as long as we could.

5 comments:

Vapid Vixen said...

Laughing is my favorite. Especially laughing in bed.

Inconsiderately loud idiots are the opposite of my favorite.

Cocaine Princess said...

OMG too funny! LSD sounds like a good friend.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Vapid: Both very true. Thanks for coming by the page. I will return the favor now.

Coke: Yeah, she's the best, actually.

Gorilla Bananas said...

That ass has no manners. Keeps you awake with his chatter and won't even answer your question when you join in. Maybe you should start using a bedpan, so you could empty its contents on people like him. Or a bucket of water if you want to be kind.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Going number one and two in the bedpan would be a disgusting habit but a valuable weapon for just those instances. That's gorilla warfare . . .