Just when I was settling in with some decent scotch and starting to get a warm buzz on a cold evening, and just when I'm buzzed up enough not to care too much about the music, I suddenly hear this weird whimsical techno crappola stuff kick in that just couldn't be ignored. An instant record-scratcher track where everyone stops and says, "Huh???"
That's when I blurted out the following:
What in the hell is this shit? It sounds like what the Teletubbies play at one of their cocaine parties.
Then ladyfriend came over by my side to whisper to me that the song was something that a guest at the party made with his DJ'ing, and he was three feet away from me when I loudly delivered that comment. Oops.
In my defense, if you heard the song and my description, you would have congratulated me on instantaneously deducing exactly what it sounded like.
How about you, seven readers? Put a foot in your mouth lately?