A Black couple stepped on at the next stop, and while his girlfriend took an air freshener out of her purse and sprayed away liberally, he had the following to say:
"Aww hell naw! Who's the smelly-ass muthafucka on here? I don't care if it was Obama himself smelling like that, I'll smack you in the head with some soap, with yo' stanky booty ass."He was actually scanning around the room and making eye contact with all the passengers, hoping to find the culprit. The smell really angered him. I like his idea of executing some poetic justice on the guy by braining him with soap, and while "stanky booty ass" doesn't seem to make much sense, seeing as booty and ass mean exactly the same thing, "self" in this sense means more like "himself," if that makes sense. It was worded perfectly.
And my coffee flavor was instantaneously changed to Stanky Booty Ass.