Thursday, December 03, 2009

Blame It on the Henney

Ron Artest just came forward saying that he drank Hennessy during games while he was playing with the Chicago Bulls because he was depressed about the team being so bad. Man, I know my city has some bad sports teams, but guzzling Henney before taking the court? Come on! And it has to be a Black man drink, right? It couldn't be some wine coolers or some Sam Adams? No. Do you think he ever mixed it up some nights with some "Yak" (that means Cognac).

You ever use some kind of bad, bad vice to get you through tough times? Do you have a good caption for the picture of him with the dogs that's more clever than "What's up, dogg?" I should hope so.


JerseySjov said...

me and my dance group get shitty backstage at all of our shows.
but thats more just to get a kickstart on our afterparties than anything else

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: Well, I know I have to have a few to dance. : )

Casey said...

I was in a real amateurish bar band that was paid in booze. We usually got our confidence sometime after the first break. By the third set, our songs got really slow and I had more or less every pedal I owned turned on.

Because sometimes every song is November Rain

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Casey: Yes, I could see getting pedal happy with a few drinks in you. There's nothing wrong with November Rain.