Monday, December 21, 2009

Peen Wash


A good friend of mine was just in town for the Heterosexual Life Partner's wedding for which Dr. Ken was the best man, and this good friend was telling us over tapas about an odd incident he witnessed in college.

He went to Purdue University where at the time many Japanese students attended, and in the bathroom one day, a Japanese fellah was peeing next to him. They both finished peeing at the same time and ended up at the sinks at the same time, where out of the corner of his eye, my buddy saw this guy wash his hands, and then take out his penis and wash it too, with the same rubbing hands together motion you would use to do the hands, only with a penis in between.

Sound weird? We all thought so, but then the good Doctor did some research . . .

Apparently this practice is common among Muslims, so maybe this guy was just keeping it real in accordance with the Koran?

I also read where some people just think it's good hygiene, especially if you're uncircumcised because one guy here said that he got a film under his penis that started to smell . . . Yuck!!

Anyone ever hear of this practice, see it done, or just have some thoughts on the matter? Leave a comment or wash my penis. Those are your only options.

5 comments:

The Igloo Oven said...

You know, there have been times while using a public toilet (number 2) where the shape of the toilet bowl makes it inevitable that my wee-wee grazes the rim and I wanted to wash my wee-wee, but felt too shy to actually follow through on it.

Mr. Shife said...

Never ever heard of this. And my cash and prizes only get the full meal deal in the shower, and if I wash too vigorously then sometimes the shower lasts a little longer than usual.

BeckEye said...

OK, but why wash the peen AFTER the hands??? What's the point of even washing the hands then?? Gah.

HeatherLynn said...

Well, my sister dates a Muslim guy and brought him home for Thanksgiving....and yes, they do wash their penises after urination. I also found out some other very odd/interesting facts to personal hygiene practices of theirs, which i do not wish to include here in public...but there is more...

Oh and uncircumcised guys, HAVE to keep up the hygiene down there. So I've been told.

~hl~
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Igloo: I hate that, or even worse, when a high tide flush sprays dirty water on your buttocks.

Shife: Yes. That adds a little time to the shower ritual, but be sure not to get soap in the wee wee hole. Use soap to lather up, and then once you're excited, just water. So says the Doctor . . .

Beck: Not sure. Too late to ask him too. : )

Lyn: I think my readers can handle grosser. Lay it on us . . .