I was listening to a podcast with Adam Carolla, and he asked the question, why do so many helicopters have no doors? Of all the things to need doors, right?
What helicopters don't have doors? There are literally five helicopter tour places within a mile of me and all their helicopters have doors. I am also across the street from a coast guard station and watch their practices all the time. Doors. I've been on an Alaska Fish & Game helicopter. Doors. Oh, and an army one. Again, doors. Sometimes the doors are open when you need to jump out or shoot a wolf, but they all have them.
And my word is usurp, which is also funnier than Adam.
And this is why my butt has never graced the inside of a helicopter. Or it might be that I would scream like a 6th-grade girl once we started flying. Adam Carolla's podcast is one of my favorites too. Did you ever watch his movie "The Hammer"?
Beck: I think he's really funny! I always thought that his partner on The Man Show was the unfunny one, but now I like Jimmy Kimmel too. Yeah, Fattica would be an epic fat prison movie.
Donk: Maybe they're just doorless in the movies . . .
Shife: This was on the BS Report on espn.com with that funny guy from espn.com who I'm too lazy to look up. The guy also does some great ones with Dr. Ken's idol, Chuck Klosterman.
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I think the better question is, How is Adam Carolla considered a comedian when he never says anything funny?
Now, here's something funny. My word ver is Fatica. Is that like a jail for extremely overweight criminals?
What helicopters don't have doors? There are literally five helicopter tour places within a mile of me and all their helicopters have doors. I am also across the street from a coast guard station and watch their practices all the time. Doors. I've been on an Alaska Fish & Game helicopter. Doors. Oh, and an army one. Again, doors. Sometimes the doors are open when you need to jump out or shoot a wolf, but they all have them.
And my word is usurp, which is also funnier than Adam.
And this is why my butt has never graced the inside of a helicopter. Or it might be that I would scream like a 6th-grade girl once we started flying. Adam Carolla's podcast is one of my favorites too. Did you ever watch his movie "The Hammer"?
Beck: I think he's really funny! I always thought that his partner on The Man Show was the unfunny one, but now I like Jimmy Kimmel too. Yeah, Fattica would be an epic fat prison movie.
Donk: Maybe they're just doorless in the movies . . .
Shife: This was on the BS Report on espn.com with that funny guy from espn.com who I'm too lazy to look up. The guy also does some great ones with Dr. Ken's idol, Chuck Klosterman.
WTF? Helicopters have doors. Sometimes they fly with their doors open...
5000: Yeah, open doors is what he means, and what I mean.
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