I had a friend who, in college, did these two things:
1. Shotgunned a can of Mountain Dew and immediately threw up. I guess he was so into shotgunning at the time, that he thought why not try it with a can of highly caffeinated and carbonated, disgusting soda?
2. He would go to parties and ask girls to get a look at his new "watch," and when they looked down, he would have his penis gently draped across his wrist.
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Hahahaha! Never heard of the dick on wrist trick before. I have a buddy who would whip his balls (just the balls) out at bars or anywhere public for that matter. Some ppl just love to show it off I guess.
a "friend" of mine use to do the just-the-balls-out thing at parties. he called it "nutzin'" as in "i think this party could use some nutzin'. those girls on the couch 'bout to get nutzed"
college-age men are friggin disgusting. not that they're that great in highschool, and i guess it never gets much better when they are older.
Are you still "friends" with said fella?
and out of curiosity, how many times did he punk you out with this watch trick...be honest! you guys don't just save the penis jokes for the ladies only! ;)
~hl~
The dick wrist trick is amazing. During my 20s, I had an alarming number of guys in public places whip their dicks out at me. I think it had less to do with me than it did with their drunken states at the time.
Blame: Glad you like that, but please don't do the Watch Trick.
Jov: Nutzin' Guy sounds like good people.
Lyn: I only see him like once a year, and he's not quite like that anymore, I hope. : )
Beck: Don't sell yourself short! I'm sure it's cause they couldn't help themselves.
This post just completely threw a wrench in the post I just wrote.
Damnit.
Jenni: really? i have to check it out . . .
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