Your Mission, If You Choose To Accept It . . .

is to use the word "shit-assed" when talking to someone, as in "I went out for happy hour, and I drank until last call at two in the morning. I was completely shit-assed!" To my knowledge, this word, and I do mean word because it's hyphenated, is an invention of Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and unique to his vernacular. Sure, people say "I got shitty," or "I was shitty-drunk," or I was shit faced," or even "fit shaced. Some may also use variations on "ass," like, "I was drunk off my ass," but to my knowledge, shit-assed is a phrase all my own.*

So, please use that word in a sentence, and drop a comment to let me know the context in which you used it. And when you think of me, think of me kindly.

Wishing you a shit-assed weekend,

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

*Just found "shit assed" on urban dictionary, but the definitions are for when you have a poopy butt or when something is broken beyond repair. Damn that Urban Dictionary. Well, still, when you use it, think of me, not the Godforsaken Urban Dictionary because any schmo can post something on that thing. They don't even have honorary doctorates like me.