When you look up Vajazzling on Wikipedia, this is what you find: To Vajazzle is when a person decorates the outer labia of the vagina with adhesived backed crystals or faux gems. The term came to the fore front in pop-culture when Jennifer Love Hewitt explained it on "Lopez Tonight",[1][2][3] She has an entire chapter in her book dedicated to vajazzling.[4]
To me, any time I'm face-to-face with a vagina, it's a good day. Does Dr. Ken need sparkling gems or Swarovski crystals to enhance the experience? No, but how about you, readers? Here's a real pic, so you can judge for yourself.
If you ask me, these celebrities need to find better things to do with their money, but what do you think?
9 comments:
Well, that's awfully NICE, but certianly NOT REQUIRED. I'm not much of a jewelry person.
when i was in middle school it was popular to get crystal designs that you could stick on your arms. i guess this is the next step of stupid things girls like to do with stick-on swarovski crystals.
I have to admit to being intrigued. I can see, though, how some injury risks are possible.
Heff: I agree. Kind of interesting but in no way required.
Jov: The arm crystals are like gateway Vajazzling.
Casey: A risk for sure, but so shimmery!
Awesome! Yet more accessories to buy!
Anything good enough for Jennifer Love Hewitt is something that makes me want to puke, actually.
Steph: Yes. It's all about accessorizing. Good thinking!
Donk: Yeah, has she gone off the deep end?
Vajazzling is actually going to have the opposite of the intended effect on me. If things are getting all heated and sweaty with a lady, panties come off, and I make eye contact with a Vajazzled va-jay-jay then I'm done. I'm not saying a word. I'm re-dressing. I'm heading home to jerk off to regular, un-vajazzled vagina! That's just too weird man.
Blame: Noted. I'm marking you down as an un-vajazzled man. Haha.
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