. There is a country song with the refrain of "Jesus Loves You, But I Don't." I just love that because as mad as she is at him, she just wants to remind him that we're all God's children. I think it would be kind of rock star if she sang "I Hate You, and Jesus Hates You Even More." It may go against her core beliefs, but I guarantee she would have sold more records.
. Some Irish Wolfhounds can be the ugliest dogs you ever saw. Notice that I say some because I found some rather cute ones online. The two that wander the block of Gancey Girlfriend's parents' house look like 150 pound mutant wolfs with hunchbacks and ugly, ugly faces. I petted them, and as an animal lover, I grew to like them. However, that theory of so ugly they are cute, just didn't ring true in this case. They seriously looked mangy, deadly, evil, not of this world, and ten times uglier than the ones you see pictured.
. I like saying the phrase "like it's going out of style," but so rarely does it make any sense. For example, I had a gyro, and then went on a jog through the surprisingly high hills of Iowa. Panting and grunting my way up a particularly nasty hill, I thought to myself, "Man, I'm burping up gyros like it's going out of style." Could that really have ever been in style, and if so, were there people out there hurrying up to get out a few last belches before it was no longer in vogue?
Any thoughts on any of these topics? Anyone else want to share something they have learned with my seven readers?
6 comments:
if you eat a gyro [or shawarma or falafel or chili fries] before making out with someone it's good to try to kind of jiggle around to get the gas out during a quick trip to the bathroom before things get too serious.
Burping up gyro is always in style.
And I like Irish Wolfhounds. They're just so gigantic. Impressive size sometimes trumps facial cuteness, even in the human world.
I thought Gyros WERE out of style...
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