Well, at last, we have come to the end of our journey. In these two searches to disprove/prove Rule #34, Crom first decided to search for MC Escher porno. Now, Dr. Ken had no idea what this would entail, but Crom, for some reason, had some ideas about infinite views of one fornication where you can see other fornication within that one, and so on. It's astounding what this guy can come up with, which is why he was a worthy guest star for this project! Alas, the boys came up empty handed here, but it was a bold artistic shot, so one has to applaud their efforts. As always, be sure to turn off the music player on the right panel before hitting play so that you can hear the moans and growns as well as the clickity-clacks of the keyboard because it just makes it more . . . organic. Friday, November 26, 2010
Rule #34: The Final Chapter
Rule #34: Generally accepted Internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject (from urbandictionary.com).
Well, at last, we have come to the end of our journey. In these two searches to disprove/prove Rule #34, Crom first decided to search for MC Escher porno. Now, Dr. Ken had no idea what this would entail, but Crom, for some reason, had some ideas about infinite views of one fornication where you can see other fornication within that one, and so on. It's astounding what this guy can come up with, which is why he was a worthy guest star for this project! Alas, the boys came up empty handed here, but it was a bold artistic shot, so one has to applaud their efforts. As always, be sure to turn off the music player on the right panel before hitting play so that you can hear the moans and growns as well as the clickity-clacks of the keyboard because it just makes it more . . . organic.
Well, at last, we have come to the end of our journey. In these two searches to disprove/prove Rule #34, Crom first decided to search for MC Escher porno. Now, Dr. Ken had no idea what this would entail, but Crom, for some reason, had some ideas about infinite views of one fornication where you can see other fornication within that one, and so on. It's astounding what this guy can come up with, which is why he was a worthy guest star for this project! Alas, the boys came up empty handed here, but it was a bold artistic shot, so one has to applaud their efforts. As always, be sure to turn off the music player on the right panel before hitting play so that you can hear the moans and growns as well as the clickity-clacks of the keyboard because it just makes it more . . . organic. 
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I think you should count your failures as "yet to be uncovered". The BBQ example shows these quests can be a lot more subtle that googling "--- porn".
For your next assignment you could discover some interesting themed blogs like:
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http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
There must new ones out there just waiting to be discovered.
I'm pretty sure there's GOT to be some Optimus Prime porn out there....
Gorilla: That's terrific point: yet to be discovered. It really softens the blow, and you're right that we could have been more diligent with each one, like with the BBQ search. But, it just would have been a bitch editing everything. Plus, Crom had a rough night the night before, and his stomach was upset after that snot porn.
Heff: Yeah, I'm sure some dingbat put on an Optimus costume and layed his wife in it. It just had to have happened.
Everyone: I spot checked the players for these clips/just wanted to hear the comfort of my own voice, and I noticed that I put the wrong clips. I had BBQ where Escher should have been and Care Bears somehow where BBQ should have been. Sorry, Seven Readers. All better now . . .
NO water slide porn??? That's truly shocking.
Well this has been a fun and entertaining journey. I would have said enticing but I’d be lying. From the very first attempts with Care Bear porn and snot porn I lost my own, personal mojo and I still haven’t gotten it back. Not even after Gargoyle porn. If you can believe that.
Beck: Yeah, that's one I think we could have found, like a Wet Banana porn or something?
Scott: Sorry to take you down those dark, dark roads. Hope you get that mojo back. That snot one was rough . . .
Wow I am glad ur the Dr. to teach me
The part where you say "that sounds offensive" really cracked me up for some reason. The whole thing was funny, but that particular line made me laugh out loud (for real). You and Crom together are very funny. Does Crom have a lot of facial hair? When I hear his voice and see the whole scene in my head he does.
Just Telling: Yes. I am a doctor of very few subjects, but crap like this happens to be one of them.
Radio: Crom does sometimes wear a goatee. Nice detective work! : )
I'm trying to think of what I said was offensive, something "blank-tard."
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