Rule #34, Part 5: Waterslides and Gargoyles Were Meant for One Another

Rule #34: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject (from urbandictionary.com).

These two searches putting this rule to the test provided some great material. Perhaps our hosts, Dr. Ken and Crom, were getting "looser" with the cocktails because they seem to be really on in these two selections. As always, hit pause on the music player to the right to hear the commentary.

First off, Crom decides to do a search for "water slide porn," and while they didn't find any such things on the web, they did find out about "water slide camel toe," which is hilarious in its own right. Also, it seemed like the Internet really didn't like the notion of porno and water slides and combinations there of because everything seemed to crash around this time. However, Dr. Ken and Crom fixed the connection, and they were ready for their next search . . .


. . . which was "gargoyle porn." This was easily the best movie found during this project, and it had very high production value and solid makeup jobs. Those gargoyles were angry and really going to town on that poor gal! This was a tricky one to call because the fellas seemed to be more just statues than gargoyles, and as Crom pointed out, they had no claws or wings. But, because they were painted a statue color, they were on a clock tower, and they were really mean looking, our hosts decided to deem it "gargoyle porn." The idea of providing links to porn is not what this site is all about, but you just have to see this thing to believe it - if you're over 18 that is.


For some reason (cocktails!) the boys lost track of how many searches they had done, so there are a few more searches beyond ten for a total of around twelve or so. Stay tuned, you sick bastards!