Monday, November 08, 2010

Rule #34, Part One

With the first podcast on The Gancer, Crom and myself made each other laugh, so we're going to call that a success. We hope you enjoy our experiment of putting Rule #34 to the test; the rule that states that just about anything you can think of, there is a porno about it somewhere on the sick, sick internet. I'm going to post a couple searches at a time for a total of ten (we made it ten to make our percentages nice and easy). First off, give a listen to our introduction describing this wonderful rule and then us trying out Crom's search for Care Bear Porn. As always, be sure to turn off the music player on the right panel of my blog before hitting play on the MP3's. Enjoy!














Next up, Dr. Ken tries his hand at this rule with "snot porn" coming to his head for some unknown awful reason. This one grossed us both out more than a little, but we forged ahead! We're scientists, after all.







Be sure to tune in for the next two searches, as they're just as wonderfully random and strange as the first two. Yes, things got even stranger after Care Bears and snot . . .



10 comments:

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Very informative podcasts. I didn't know about Rule #34. What about pugs? Is there pug porn?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Great work, guys. I'm sure there's a lot more material on the snot fetish. Scarlet Johansson sold a used tissue of hers for $5,300 and a blogger called El Barbudo has a thing for women with runny noses. He's a filthy animal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7796991.stm

Scott Oglesby said...

This is one of the greatest discoveries ever. I’m so excited right now! I’m going to be searching the rest of the day.

Bicycle porn
Midget clown porn
Geriatric porn. Seriously?

Actually, no.

Andrew said...

I love your accents.

You should search for Jesus porn.

I'm a terrible Christian.

radioactive girl said...

This was awesome. I have to say though that I couldn't listen to most of the snot one because just thinking about snot makes me feel like I am going to puke. I'm sure there is porn about that too.

And just for the sake of showing my random knowledge, I am pretty sure the rainbow care bear is cheer bear.

JerseySjov said...

i guess knowing about rule 34 is a "young person" thing. If you can think of it, there is porn of it!

you have a great speaking voice! my recorded voice sounds like a friggin toddler unless i intentionally pitch it down, but then i sound like im a stern bordingschool headmistress.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Vodka: Look it up and leave a comment about your comments! I need quality consultants like yourself involved in this project.

Gorilla: Thanks! Crom and I figured out that we DO NOT have a thing for snot or for bad skin. That thing was also like an Acutain infomercial.

Scott: No? You're not going to search any of those? Darn! I need your help. Just search one . . .

Andrew: Yeah, are you loving the Chicago accents? Jesus Porn? Ummmm, I'm staying away from that one. I don't want to get in trouble. But I'm really curious now . . .

Radio: Thanks! Cheer Bear! Hahhaa. Thanks! Cheer Bear was having a helluva time in that photo that we found.

Jov: Thanks for the compliment on the voice. I think I'd like to hear the headmistress thing. You may have to be a guest podcaster.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

EVERYONE: I'm going to post Part 2 tomorrow (Thursday, 10/11/10). I can't wait to hear because it will make me laugh again.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

It'd almost like listening to Bob and Tom. So you two should get on the radio. like this morning they talked about a guy who was caught burglarizing a house ...naked. when he was caught, he had a computer mouse in his...um...ass. hehehe

good work sweetie. xxx

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Spikey: Well, he really shouldn't be breaking into homes, but as for the mouse thing, maybe he just didn't know how to use a computer.

Thanks!