Rule #34: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject (from urbandictionary.com). The next two searches to look into the legitimacy of Rule #34 (see previous post for an explanation) proved just as fun as the first, but we came out of Google search number four with one loss, batting three for four. Remember to turn off the music player to the right before playing the tracks. Enjoy!
First off, Crom wanted to see what was out there in the way of "furniture f'ing." We were losing hope, but then Dr. Ken modified the search and came up with a young Asian woman in a room doing a broom, a chair, and apparently later a piano, somehow. We clicked away in the interest of time after the chair, but I'm a little curious to know how she got freaky with the piano and if she played a song with her . . .
Listen to track one here:
6 comments:
There's a Brazilian film version of the Dracula story where the lunatic Renfield rapes the furniture in his room.
I'm glad to hear you could wank to a cartoon parody. That gives you the rank of Colonel in the wanking hierarchy. A General can wank to the thought of a cartoon parody.
It’s the strangest thing but Louis from Family Guy turns me on. I don’t know if it’s her cartoon voice or her cartoon body, which is smoking hot by the way, but she makes me feel a certain kind of way. That ‘kind of way’ is like a freak for perving on a cartoon character, in case you were wondering.
Gorilla: That Renfeld probably got awfully lonely in that big house, so I don't fault him for that.
It was Crom who said he could wank to most anything (wish we would have said each others names more to make it easier to follow), and he is nothing short of a Wank General.
Thanks for coming back for the second installment! : )
Sott: Oh, you're not weird at all for that. She's hot as hell. I'm not sure how a middle management fatass like Peter landed a chick like that. We are all hot for cartoon ladies because they have totally unrealistic bodies: insanely small wastes with insanely big boobs, kind of like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Thanks for dropping by again, and I hope you enjoyed it. : )
Awesome. I love this. I always thought if you think of something no matter how bizarre then it is out there somewhere. I really like rule #34. Did I mention awesome yet?
This is awesome.
And of course she was wearing a school girl outfit. Would we expect anything less from our neighbors to the East?
Shife: Thanks, brotha! From you, awesome means something. : )
Andrew: Yeah, she was a good looking school girl/flight attendant, but then she got a little too freaky with random objects.
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