At the bar tonight, somehow we got talking about Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), and of course we talked about the oompa loompas, the everlasting gobstopper, and how they killed kids off like whacking goons on "The Sopranos." However, the new information that was revealed by my good friend, Douglas Morrison, was that all FOUR of Charlie's grandparents slept in the same bed.
This begs some questions . . .
1. How did this come about? Who really owned the house, and how are you going to let both sets of in laws live there?
2. Was anyone fuckin', and how much lube were they using? Did Charlie have to come in there once a week with a fresh bucket of Astro Glide? We need to know these things!
3. Does anyone remember this, as I can find no facts about this on the internet. Well, I probably could, but I'm all full and drunk on Belgian beer and ready for bed. With my grandparents.
4. Huh?
7 comments:
Hilarious! I would have never noticed that - it does make one come up with questions. And in a kids story....woah
You've raised some very interesting questions. It reminds of a German film about old people fucking, made a few years ago. I only saw a clip, but the old woman getting laid didn't look too bad. Next question for you and your buddies - which old lady would I most like to fuck?
It was ALL a perverted conspiracy.
WILLY WONKA owned the house, and as landlord, had the oompa loompas set up surveillance cameras throughout the place when they weren't home to record all the sexual encounters.
Wonka would later stroke his Gobstopper in the privacy of the chocolate factory whilst watching.
And DON'T make me explain why he called the place "The Chocolate Factory".....
Great blog, another question is where did charlie and the mom sleep, in the same bed?
Gabby: Yeah, that's some sick stuff, right? Thanks for coming by. I'm going to return the favor now.
GB: Hmmm. I never had you pegged for a fan of granny porn.
Heff: Amazing. You just pop your head months later and drop a bomb comment like that. You're a blogging legend, my brother.
JDM: I suppose so. Was there a dad?
horrible post
Anon: Based upon your fragment comment, it appears as if you didn't find this post interesting, but based upon your personality, it's not likely you will be missed.
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