|"Top 10? More like Top 1."|
|"I may not have the curls, but can you guess where this pinky thingy goes?"|
But also I just hate hipsters with stupid facial hair, piercings, and just dumb stuff like that in general. You're not a turn of the century boxer. You work for Whole Food, or whatever, and when you're late for work and don't have time to style your 'stache, your coworkers call you Fu Manchu Fuck Face. And when you're primped up beautifully, they call you Old Boxing Photograph Fuck Face.
Am I out of line here, or has the hipster thing worn thin with anyone else?