Friday, March 31, 2006

The Gospel According To Frank Zappa

Someone I know did a post in which you use your favorite band's song titles to answer the questions below. Although Frank Zappa isn't my favorite, he is certainly among them, and his songs have the funniest titles, by far. It should be noted that I only used songs that are in my personal catalogue. I hope you enjoy the list, and I'd love to see your version, either in comment form or posted on your blog.

1. Are you male or female? Muffin Man

2. Describe yourself: I Can’t Afford No Shoes

3. How do some people feel about you: Dancin’ Fool

4. How do you feel about yourself: I’m So Cute

5. Describe your ex girlfriend: Crew Slut

6. Describe your current significant other: Road Ladies

7. Describe where you want to be: Wild Love

8. Describe how you live: Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

9. Describe how you love: Advanced Romance and Dirty Love (tie)

10. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Titties and Beer

11. Share a few words of wisdom: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

12. Now say goodbye: Wait a Minute . .

Wow, these titles make me sound like a pervert or something. Well, that's just Frank for you. If I chose another band the list would have a whole different feel. Frank, thanks for giving me a good laugh while sorting through some of the titles of songs I love.


mrshife said...

Pervert? Maybe. Interesting? Definitely. And it always great to be reminded about the yellow snow. I sometimes forget that little gem.
Also, if I get the Hoff midget service pass the planning committee I will be giving you a call for some cash.
I am going to have to check out that midget bar in Chicago the next time I am back there.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Thanks for coming by Mrshife, and GREAT shirt. Hang out with your wang out is the bastard step-child of rock out with your cock out. As far as the midget bar, if you make your way to Chicago, it is on like Donkey Kong.

Ms Smack said...

LOL how creative! I enjoyed reading this post... it made me laugh!

I love Chicago.

Dirk the Feeble said...

The very last blog I read was almost exactly like this. What's with the Zappa resurgence.

ocg said...

I too, must be following the same path as Dirk today... I just read a Zappa one as well... this meme is taking over the blogosphere...

You did a great job, even if it is a bit pervish.


mysterygirl! said...

Good job, Muffin Man! That's too funny.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

honey- glad you liked it, and i'm glad you love Chicago. Me too.

dirk- well, i'm glad to see frank is getting his due in the blogosphere.

OC- pervish. i like that.

mystery- "girl, you thought it was a man, but it was a muffin."

Ace Cowboy said...

Couldn't work in St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast in there?!

And what's up with the second, gratuitious photo? Is that you or a random dude with a wristband?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

ace, the random dude is me. frank and me represent the duality of man. huh?

St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast! Where I stole margarine! Nice call, ace.

Lizzie said...

Is it really bad that I've never heard a Frank Zappa song? (at least not that I know of)

Lizzie said...

p.s. Has anyone ever told you you look just like Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys?

beachgirl said...

OMG lizzie- I was just thinking the same thing... Nick Carter, that's it!! Both of you are cuties!!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Bloody hell! Nick Carter!? I've never gotten that comparison, and I'm not sure I like it. I get Michael Rappaport a lot, which drives me nuts, cause he's kind of ugly. I had one ex that said I looked like Richard Gere from Officer and a Gentleman, but since she could not get anyone else to confirm that, I'll chalk that up as blind love.