Thursday, March 02, 2006

With This (Altered) Ring I Thee . . .


I met a new friend last Thursday at volleyball. I was at the bar I play at really early, and I was having some drinks. I know the bartender, she’s a great gal, and she was talking to this guy. Eventually the three of us were chatting, and we discovered that both of us guys are divorced. Somehow he and I were got to discussing what it is we have done with our wedding rings. I told him mine was in the case for my glasses, which I never wear. I wish that I had done something more clever with it, or at least made something up, because this guy’s response was maybe the single best thing I’ve ever heard. He said he was going to “make his wedding ring into a cock ring to fuck other chicks with.” Brilliant. Well, tonight I have volleyball at that very bar, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m more excited at the prospect of seeing this guy than any girl I can think of in the last couple of months.

9 comments:

SurrenderDorothy said...
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Anonymous said...

That guy either has a tiny penis or a giant ring finger.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

He was kidding about actually doing it, but we were joking about having to smelt the metal up for girth purposes . . .

Sue Ellen Mischke said...
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Anonymous said...

Sure you were.

Good call on the delete. Thnx. This could get tricky.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Icidentally, I did see the c-ring guy on Thursday, but we didn't have much time to talk. We did exchange bad omens in regards to our weddings/marriages. I believe his honeymoon was during the 9-11 disaster. I attempted to top him by telling him that my honeymoon was the weekend that either Sigfried or Roy nearly got his kneck bit off, and then a year later the honeymoon resort was leveled by a hurricane.

(yeah, anon, if you could tell her why, that would be cool, but if you don't want to that's cool too.)

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