Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Rule #34, Part 4: Dr. Ken and Crom Get Overly Confident

Rule #34: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject (from urbandictionary.com).

For entries 7 and 8, The boys got a little too random with their entries (see below posts for a description of the podcast project if you don't know the idea yet). Oh, and as always, be sure to turn off my awesome music on the player on the right portion of the screen before hitting play on the clips to better hear the astonishing stupidity.


First, Crom opts for Wacky Wall Walker Porn. Dr. Ken had a notion he was onto something strange when he said, "What were those thing called that you got out of the machines at the grocery store . . ." Turns out, the two couldn't find anything on the web involving those classic toys and porn acts. Dr. Ken's notion of whipping a Wall Walker onto a woman's butt for it to crawl down (or perhaps two buts for a race) was intriguing to Crom, but if such a thing exists, these boys were unable to find it on this particular night.


Next, Dr. Ken throws "meat tenderizer porn" into the search engine, and luckily for any participants in such a heinous act, there does not appear to be any of that happening on the World Wide Web. My Beloved Seven Readers, let me make this clear: This is not an invitation to any of you to be the first known person to film such a thing.

7 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Have you considered the possibility that not all porn is described by the word "porn"? I suggest you try both of those ideas with "wanking" instead of "porn".

Heff said...

or "Erotica".

Damnit ! I don't remember the cool Spiderman toy !

All we ever got was the lame lime green BUG to stick on the wall !

Just telling it like it is said...

OMG that is my lover in the backround

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Dr. Doesn't it piss you off that that guy talked and talked so long till he eventually put the spider man on the wall...

I think I lack patience. it's like...shut up and put spider man on the wall. I don't understand Chinese so what ever clever thing he was tring to say about it went to waist.

porn...needs three things to be good porn..visual, sound, and imagination.

laater doctor...
xxx

Scott Oglesby said...

Oh my god I need one of those Spidey Wall Walkers. I’d throw it at everything. I wonder if there is any Spidey Wall Walker porn? Because I would totally get that done!

Mr. Shife said...

Sweet. I can set the world on fire as a trail blazer with my meat tenderizer porn. Keep up the good work Dr. Ken.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Yeah, we did get creative with some of our searches, but in the interest of time, we gave up after a while. Wanking is a funny word . . .

Heff: Yes, ours were the octopus variety in our day, but I just thought the video with the Asian guy was too funny not to use it.

Spiky: I like how he built the anticipation. He was really excited about Spiderman's descent.

Ogl: I bet someone will search Spidey Walkwalker Porn and find my site. This whole project was just a means of getting more hits on my blog. Just kidding.

Shife: Yes! You, the Mrs., a meat tenderizer, and a camera. Stars wil be born. Sorry. Too far?