Here are some things to keep in mind . . .
1. Don't attempt as much weight as you ordinarily would, as you'll find your equillibrium will be slightly off, or really off, depending on how many "pops" you have had. I damn near tipped over tonight attempting some decline dumbbell presses. I am a bit of a dumbbell. Drunkbell, as it were.
3. Now, I know you're lubed up, but really try hard not to start singing along to your iPod. Even if you let a little eek out, it will quickly turn to belting it out like Whitney Houston at the Super Bowl if you're not careful.
That's all I can think of tonight. It's been a long night of drinking and lifting stuff, trying not to drop weight on my nuts. Can you think of any more tips, readers?