Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Deer Neighbor,

So, you heard "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus coming out of my apartment and you immediately call the police?  It can't just be because I think it's a cool song?  You right away assume that I have a plus-size woman in a pit in my basement, and I'm lowering her lotion with a bucket while I dance around in the mirror with my wang tucked between my legs while I seductively dab on lipstick?  I just . . . I just like the song.  You can trust me.

14 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I would guess they didn't like the song. Neighbours who complain to the police usually prefer Brahms.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

they didn't actually call the police. i was just "making a funny." My neighbors are young. They probably all like boy bands and the like.

Cocaine Princess said...

I like it-- thanks for posting.

Anonymous said...

You are the GANCER?
Or you are the CANCER?
Are you GUY" SHURE"?
They seem to have a PHOGRE 292 into 35 and that has "to do" with HORSEA and STOETH 25.
DJ MP - DJUND and with " BARRACK" who's with GORE.
And they're with RUTH PASTOR and " SSTAN" - BOWGUN.
You are , in fact, IRA - PLO?
You are , in fact, POPERS?
HEPOPADU with ADUCCA?
" DICK EUSSEN 43" for all your " WANG"?
And " BONERS"?
Organ harvesting with CONSTARS- STARZ?
For CHESSLARESS- TELSAGUN?
DUKE?
SYBUNIQE BUG?
And that's with COCUK- ROOT and RICE?
With ROCKY for ROCUNROL?
They got you marked in " JQHMQ*Y".
PM BAZOOKA.
Look at the " flip side".
You're going to be in a movie.
The title may be " URDEDJ 2".
You know, " FRENDS " with DJ MAYO.

Anonymous said...

Harper ?
Harper is into IRA?
Harper is Oklahoma and Ace - " CK"?
SYCH 39 is SYPENN?
Harper is with OPMBERR 8?
This is military - Seals - Robert Gates?
PENN VALLEY?
Hollywood - Mmilayst.
GATTO 999 in " Mefta"?
Maine- France- UK?
This is EGROPME , which everybody is talking about?
England - Karl Rove - Nice - Coulter?
French fees RSREFF?
Condoleeza Rice?

Anonymous said...

Look at all the " Moon Cake" in LUNTART 175!
They got ESTHER EATOR- EDGAR ETOR!
YUM YUM!
It's " NOISEWATER"!
KILLA WATT- MATANDO!
UN.
COCHOUN CHO!
For all your chocolate Istanbul .
CUPCAKES- ICING - ICEDON!

Anonymous said...

Got a question for the " good doctor".
ATCM 39.
That with TC- TCCARE- TCAOF- Thomas?
That with Penn & Root ?
Matando- Nyando- Conyando- Dodongo- Zoando?

Anonymous said...

Oh oh.
They got Mitt now.
And they got Coles.
When they got " Vintage Mittens" they got ' Vintage Precious".
And then they got Sly- Slymso- Slyst!
With Olah!
OLLOCTOB 12.
How's that tie with OBCTE 13?
And USTECO?

Anonymous said...

" Q LAZARUS"?
Like with LA and the QUEEN?
That's ZETAS?
With RUSH LIMBAUGH?
And all those pedophile senators in ASEASE- TOBALSE?
Seems your " FRENDS " in Newfoundland have got a
" situation".
And that 's about " Dave Natan" and " Dorothy Distefano".
So Nevada is now talking about " Goodbye Horses" and that's HARRY REID who's absolute " gangsta" in UK.
COCUK .
It's everywhere you want it to be.
Particularly for Aryans like " DR. KENNETH
NOISEWATER".
He's got a quote on DR. ZIBBS.
" hey, give yourself some credit . no kids have patience
to put together anything."
It's all about " HEATU"
It's all about YEMEN.
It's all about GUY- VIRGINIA - CONDOLEEZA RICE -
EL SALVADOR - FRANCE - MAINE- and
EDWARD MEESE.
And THIERRY DASSAULT is putting that military shit
together with his " AVIATION BUSINESS".
So is THOMAS the TRAIN who's # "19".
NNOLVEN 221.
And EMMA BROWN.
Netherlands.
You see what happens when GYCARTS get mixed up
with ORGICO?
And GEOLOGIE?
NYSEO- NYSSE - " KEN STRAWBRIDGE" -
Make " GRAVEYARD CARNIVALS" when you
" PLAYDOTA" with DOT and " METTETAL VIKING
DOORS".
What 's the relationship between TILLMANN and
" DAGE KNIGHTS"?
That's IRA- ACE- SAPOP?
And is that with " SIR LANCELOT" in CASA DONASA?
You know, ELGOVA 653?
KOCH to COQ to COCK to COCONS to COCUK?
Let's here if from " VIAGARA".
Or we can just call BERRIRO.
But at this moment he's going " ballistic" with DJ RIKER and " A THOMAS" and you'll never guess in what.
ACCROS 19.
THOMAS TRAIN 19.
And know what else?
SMITH- MACK- CLEMENT- MARTINEZ all with contact numbers in MPAT 49.
KOLES- STEEL BEASTS.
And that's with SIMON THE BEAST.
" AKINFENWA THE BEAST".
And it all started with HER MAJESTY?
" Throne Games"?

Anonymous said...

And what if all of this is true?
VILLE 99 to ROOM _ 5.
Can you even possibly imagine the " blowback" from the planet against the Queen?
As for UN and Washington, ECHARAC 14 is totally taking out SCHAR- CHENEY- HANSEN already .
The public will demand the death penalty of billionaires and top leaders.
And most will agree.
There 's no room on earth for SYCH 39 and all it's macabre profiteering.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen FUNNY DECO?
They call it TOTO.
Toes - Toronto.
It's all about UNITED NATIONS.
And Mitt Romney in MITTEA.
This is definitely a military program for profits and culls in organ harvesting in something called OSIRIS.
Check it.
OTETCU 288.

Mr. Shife said...

Holy sweet fat basset balls, who the hell is this anonymous fellow? I think you get a Wind Talker to decipher his messages.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

holy crap fart, mr shife! i'm lost in all of this. all i can say is "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I think I have comments from the Zodiac Killer. I'm a little scared.